One thing you probably didn't know about God
When God farts on a crowded Subway, he totally doesn’t own up to it.
I’m telling you, it was God! I didn’t do it! Why doesn’t anyone believe me?
When God farts on a crowded Subway, he totally doesn’t own up to it.
I’m telling you, it was God! I didn’t do it! Why doesn’t anyone believe me?
One day Quentin Tarantino went to the store to buy some milk.
What, you wanted a story!
Because she’s the cutest, smartest wifey a guy could ever ask for. And she has a big sexy brain. ;)